guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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