This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Randomize
