It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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