i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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