I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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