I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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