Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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