Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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