No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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