She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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