I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im holly from the hills drunk
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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