well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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