Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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