I just made out with a guy for $7.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The air was thick with penises
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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