Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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