Someone shit on the floor
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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