Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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