You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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