So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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