I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
why do cheetos always look like penises
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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