North Korea, Best Korea!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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