i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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