You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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