I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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