Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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