Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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