I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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