we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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