It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i think my mom watched the whole time
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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