You're completely useless in the revolution.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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