believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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