She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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