Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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