i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
