I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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