so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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