i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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