Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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