But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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