He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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