I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
well you can't waste a boner
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Dick very happy bro
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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