Moan for me like Helen Keller
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I look better un-naked...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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