On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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