You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
