dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
