Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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