I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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