So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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