How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i need some magic done to my vagina
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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