did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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