Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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