I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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