She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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