Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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